We just get too many eggs. It’s excessive. I feel grosse and my new jeans just ripped. Actually ripped. It’s a sign. After my boyfriend acquired a pressure washer over the bank holiday and I acquired a few extra pounds, it seemed obvious what should happen next.
Yep. Saw him in his natural habitat, Leicester. This is akin to discovering Richard the Third in the car park…
I know, I know, there is a theme here. I think this is my third embarrassing knicker incident this year. At least this one happened in Paris, which makes it a tad more exotic.
He just seemed like such a great guy, then THIS happens…
We were discussing out of date catchphrases on the show this morning. It made us LOL reliving the likes of these, which many, it transpired are still use today;
-Wasssssssuuuup
-Groovy Baby
-Computer Says No
-I’m A Lady
-NAHHHHHT
-You ‘avin a laugh
So we decided to have a go at getting them back into circulation by using on unsuspecting members of the public. Proved harder than I thought.
The interview in full here!
Well done if you achieved Dry January! I pretty much did it too. In a way.
Sue me, I’m a bit pecky. Try it, you might like it. Your partner may not. I’m here for all your relationship needs.
My Mum is brilliant, I love her dearly.
However, if you are a mother, here’s a tip on what NOT to buy your child at Christmas…
Right, I’m not sure why it keeps happening, but I do keep having brief encounters (wheeeey) with my under-garments. At some point in the future, my knickers won’t be an integral part of the show.
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